A Pregnant 2000 Year Old Cat Sent To San Francisco From Ancient Rome 79AD VIA Time Machine Mistake…By Hank Curci, SCIFI Author.


A Pregnant 2000 Year Old Cat.

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When John Moore Retrieved The Jaguar Sports Car Sitting On The Appian Way in 79AD Rome Via Time Machine, He Found A Beautiful Black Persian Cat Asleep In The Front Seat that Belonged To The Roman Farmer.

He Named The Cat Caesar Until It Had Kittens At Which Time Caesar Became Caesarea.

The world began to get wind of John’s ancient Roman adventure and Caesarea, along with her kittens, became the most famous cats that Planet Earth had ever seen.

Famous auction houses in New York, London and Paris were offering a million dollars for each of the eight kittens and Caesaria was on every cat food commercial in the civilized world.

She alone generated $20,000,000 per year for the next five years before she died of old age.

 

Big Roman

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